FROM CNN's Jack Cafferty:
Turns out "drama" may be Sarah Palin's middle name.
A source close to the half-term, dropout governor of Alaska tells CNN that Palin will, in fact, appear at a tea party rally in Iowa on Saturday.
This comes after Palin's staff indicated earlier today that her appearance was being put quote "on hold."
They cited "issues with the planning," and said event organizers had been "dishonest" about the speakers.
Palin had been talking for months about attending and keynoting this event. Supporters from around the country have booked plane and bus tickets to attend.
But - it looks like Ms. Palin wasn't happy that former Republican Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell was also supposed to speak at this event. Perhaps Palin thought the stage wasn't big enough for both of them.
Well guess who's no longer speaking at that tea party rally? Once palin threatened to pull out of the event, organizers removed O'Donnell from the program - for the second time in 48 hours.
Meanwhile - O'Donnell is another winner. she walked off the set of Piers Morgan's program because she didn't want to answer questions about public statements she's made which are in the book she was there to promote.
So now... O'Donnell is out and palin is in. Guess Sarah Palin got her way.
The whole thing is pretty puzzling... and petty. This tea party event has been highly anticipated since palin is expected to make a decision about a 2012 run by the end of September.
It's all so high school.
Here’s my question to you: What would you like to hear Sarah Palin say?
Interested to know which ones made it on air?
Michael in Hawaii:
Jack, I would like mama grizzly to fess up to being a hypocrite and go live in her multi-million dollar house in Arizona and stop portraying herself as the Wal-Mart mom who shares our values, and to please zip her lips and spare us her endless goofy ramblings on any issue that comes before her.
Ginny on Facebook:
"I'm not running and I just bought a condo in Russia."
Brad in Portland, Oregon:
"I finally realize how dumb I sound, so I'm retiring from public life and going home to Wasilla. Don't even call me."
Lou:
I would like to hear Palin thank the lame stream media for making her a star and a millionaire. Lord knows she didn't have it in her to get there by her own capabilities.
Doug in Pepperell, Massachusetts:
"I'm running." Lindsey Graham should run too. It wouldn't change anything politically, but it would make it an entertaining race.
Carla in Birmingham, Alabama:
I would like to hear her apologize to women for attempting to set us back a century, to men for thinking they're so testosterone-driven that she could win their votes on her looks, to the American people for wasting our time and taking up valuable time on the news that could keep us informed about more important issues than her latest uninformed and idiotic comment, to animals victimized by helicopter hunting, and to Russia for spying on them from her front porch.
Rob in Buford, Georgia:
I would like to hear Palin say: "How about voting for a candidate with experience that has proven he/she knows the issues and is willing to fight for our liberties? You know, someone like Ron Paul."
Bert in California:
Jack, To paraphrase Nixon, I would like to hear, "You won't have Palin to kick around anymore, because, gentlemen, this is my last Tweet."
I'm leaving the country!
hello Jack
Personally i would rather NOT hear Sarah Palin say anything, because every time she speaks, a chalkboard cries 🙂
Goodbye you betcha.
I would love to hear the half-term, former Governor say, "After much consideration, I, the first dude, Bristol, Levi, Trip, Trap and and Tarp are moving to New Zeland. Bye-bye."
Mike from LA
Just tell us "the bus is leaving and I'm not coming back"> Then Jack, you wont have to air any more pieces or sound bites about Sarah (MIchelle next? Perry soon thereafter?)
"Our number one priority should be getting America back to work and we shouldn't waste time on whether it is "politcally correct" or not but rather think "outside the box" in finding ways of saving American jobs from being outsourced and creating new jobs, new industries and even having an "FDR Moment" by putting Americans to work rebuilding our nations infrastructure."
Yardley, PA
A simple "goodbye" would do.
Ralph- Corpus Christi, Texas
I think it's a tad late to modify the voice chip once a doll has already come off the assembly line. The more effective option would be to just clip the little pull-string at the back.
I quit.
Nothing...absolutely nothing...
I am paddling over to Russia for my vacation, so you won't see or hear from me for a little while.
That's easy – "Goodbye".
Sarah P needs to say: Let's sell the Grand Canyon National Park for a $1Trillion and use the money to pay down the debt.
New Mexico.
America I apologize for my lack of knowledge and idiotic spurts. I apologize for my continuos postering as if I'm going to run for president a job I truly know nothing about. I'm only in the spotlight cause you continue to let me spout off about how much I hate the black guy and your making me rich. God bless america!!!!
I would like to hear her say nothing. Ever again.
She should say "I'm sorry".
I've taken a lifelong vow of silence. This is the last words you'll ever hear me speak.
I've joined a convent and taken a twenty-five year vow of silence.
This is all an act people, I'm really smart. I just love being dumb and ignorant.
Jack: My wish for Sarah. " I am not a candidate for president, and I am going back home to Alaska to kill wolves and bears. I plan to make our living fishing and communing with nature." Actually, I wish I did not have to hear her offensive voice again for along time. I do not like quiters, and people who shoot animals from helicopters. I have 3 smart sisters, and my mother was smart, but Sarah is a rich loser, who kisses big oil's butt.
Getting REAL for a moment, what difference would it possibly make WHAT she says at this point ??
Any words would only be twisted, distorted, ridiculed, and completely maligned by the mainstream media.
It's in their DNA.
I am not running for President or Vice President. I expect to run for the U.S. Senate Seat currently held by Sen. John Kyl when he retires.
Wish I could hear her say: "OK, OK, I've got it. Thanks for everything but, now, am goin' back to Alaska! You guys, take care!". I believe we've had enough from Palin. Plus it seems that she doesn't have the guts to admit that she'd love to run, this time for the Presidency. As we say here, she's sitting 'on top of the wall' waiting to see which side the tide flows to. Then maybe she'd finally stop pretending she's not willing to run and admit she WANTS TO. Not very brave.
That's an easy one. It would be in the interest of both the public and Sarah Palin to say this: nothing.
"Life is like a box of chocolates."
I am going back to Alaka & won't b e running for nomination of the G.O.P.. Amen.
I would like to her her say that she is an abomination and will live the rest of her life in the woods of Alaska
Farewell would be my first choice!
Marmora, NJ
She's been made Grand Pooba of Libya and is moving immediately to take Gadhafi's place, Jack.
Jack,
Nothing would be nice, but that isn't going to happen. So I'd settle for, "I am not running for office of President of the United States."
I want her to say that she is joining the Perry campaign. Together they'll suffer the ignominy of losing the General Election of 2012 by a landslide margin greater than when Harding beat Cox. Then maybe the media will stop making the rest of us suffer by hearing about these two constantly.
BYE BYE!!! Going back to ALASKA and act goofy there. Promise never to come back !!!!!!
Jack, to paraphrase Nixon, I would like to hear, “You won't have Palin to kick around anymore, because, gentlemen, this is my last Tweet.”
I would like to hear her thank the lame stream media for making her a star and a millionaire. Lord knows she didn't have it in her to get there by her own capabilities.
Jack: What I would like Sarah Palin to say is, "I have nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion."
I'd love to hear say: "I quit and I'm going home to Alaska." No such luck.
I am not interested in politics and will not run for any office.
No, I'm not running for president, don't be silly
I have decided to be a stay at home mom
"I am leaving public life and you will never hear from me again."
Hey y'all, the family's havin' a great time on our bus tour that you're contributing to. We're havin' a good ole time meetin' all you true Americans, and we're rakin' in the money. I might run for president; I might not. Y'all just keep sendin' in those dollars and when I've got enough, I just might let you know what I'm gonna do about that Obama boy. See y'all in South Carolina. You betcha.
Rob, Buford, GA
I would like to hear her say, "how about voting for a candidate with experience that has proven he/she knows the issues and is willing to fight for our liberties....you know, someone like Ron Paul."
I'm not running for President, but I will try to talk Governor Christie into doing just that.
1. "I'm sorry for being a narcissistic sociopath."
2. "I'm going back to Alaska to stay forever."
3. "I promise to never run for any public office anywhere."
4. "I promise to stop spreading so much hatred towards the President and anyone I do not agree with."
5. "I'm closing my Facebook and Twitter accounts."
Then, after stating those things, I would like her to actually MEAN it and DO it. Alas, that would be a Cinderella story for sure.
Goodbye!!!
" I'm running". Lindsey Graham should run too. It wouldn't change anything politically, but it would make it an entertaining race. Doug. Pepperell, MA.
I would like to hear her say, "I won't be the next Ross Perot. I'm not going to help the Democrats win by pulling votes away from the real Republican candidate."
Is there any chance of her saying that she's not dumber than a brick? Oh wait, she is. Never mind.....
I would like to hear her say, "I'm moving to Russia".
Yes I'm still trying to figure out if I want the job of president. Don't most americans take at least 4 months to decide if they want a certain job. 4 years is a big committment that I don't take lightly er seriously.
"I am not going to run for President and I am retiring from public life." Sarah Palin has been a sideshow and offers no practical solutions to the current governmental impasse nor any realistic policies for our future. As a Republican, I believe that she represents a dogmatic, impractical approach to governance and would serve us all better by gracefully exiting the national stage.
Honey! I shrunk your brain to the size of a tea bag.
I would like to hear her apologize to women for attempting to set us back a century, to men for thinking they're so testosterone driven that she could win their votes on her looks, to the American people for wasting our time and taking up valuable time on the news that could keep us informed about more important issues than her latest uninformed and idiotic comment, to animals victimized by helicopter hunting, and to Russia for spying on them from her front porch.
How about "Goodbye"?
Jack,
I'd love to hear her say, "I'm going back to Alaska and never coming back!"
I would like to hear Sarah Palin say she is moving to Canada permanently. I am so tired of the media talking about what Palin might do, should do and could do. The fact of the mater is Palin is not electable. In the words of Dr. Seuss, She could not would not in a box, she would not could not with a Fox, She ran one time with John McCain but ended up out in the rain, She could not would not with a goat, she could not would not and that’s no joke. Sarah Palin could not win, she has proven that once and not again.
I would love to hear her say that she loves her life exactly the way it is so, she is staying out of the Presidential race.... She is a negative distraction to the republican party....
I would love to hear Sarah Palin say that she is retiring from public life to take care of her children and grandchildren. Second choice would be that she is actually going to study up on foreign and domestic policy issues and hire a fact checker to vet her speeches before they are delivered.
"Gothcha!!" just before she boards a plane back to Alaska.
"I finally realize how dumb I sound, so I'm retiring from public life and going home to Wasilla. Don't even call me."
That's she's quitting public life, so she can concentrate on being a way better parent. And will make atonement for all her stupid remarks. And, she is going to get her G.E.D!!! Congrats ...Sara.
"I am retiring from public life and you all will never hear from me or about me again."
I'd like for her to invite all her followers to move on up to Alaska, secede from the Union, eat only what they can shoot from helicopters, and "Drill, Baby, Drill!" to their hearts' content, you betcha – Just don't come back!
Goodbye!
Matt
Rockford
Only that she's moving home to the moon and will eat cheese, and take her family with her.
"I'm so sorry," and "Goodbye."
I'm rich enough now so I will retire from public life.
I'd like to hear her say that she's finally realized that climate change is a real problem, that people should be free to chose who they marry and that religious beliefs are private and personnal. Mostly, I like to hear her say that she's giving up politics to educate the rest of her supporters. I know, fat chance, but you did ask what I would LIKE to hear her say!
How about, "I am going back to Alaska so I can be intellectually lazy in private and not embarrass myself."
Do not believe she will enter the race, so there is nothing specific, that I would like to hear from her.
I can't talk right now my mouth is full.
Anything but incoherently strung together conjunctions. Scratch that. I don't want to hear her shrill voice at all.
Carol in Northampton, Ma
Goodbye
I would love to hear Sarah say " I am leaving politics for good to take care of my children and grandchild".
POOF...be gone!!!!
"Good bye, everyone! I will shut up now".
I'd love Palin to say, "I realize I'm just not smart enough to be President. I won't be running, but I have a suggestion. The American people are tired of gridlock in Congress. If Obama wins we're back to gridlock. If the usual GOP candidate wins, still gridlock. But what if Ron Paul wins? He'd veto anything Democrats want to pass and veto everything corporate lobbyists ask for from our side. Congress would HAVE to work together to get anything past President Paul's veto power. "Compromise" would change from being a dirty word to being an essential part of Congressional meetings. We might actually get things done. That's why I'm supporting Ron Paul for President. I don't have very many good ideas, but I think this one's a doozy. Everyone gets at least one good idea, don't they?"
Good bye.
to quote the Dolphins in the movie "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", " I would like to hear Ms Palin say "SO LONG and THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH" as she makes her way back to the "Great Frozen North" of Alaska.
much like Christine O'Donnell of Delaware and Newt Gingrich, she is NOT a seroius candidate. she is in the "running for office business" just to keep her name in front of the public and raise money.
Jack, I would like mama grizzly to fess up to being a hypocrite and go live in her multi million $ house in Arizona and stop portraying herself as the Wal-Mart mom who shares our values, and to please zip her lips and spare us her endless goofy ramblings on any issue that comes before her. Michael Hilo, Hawaii
Errrr….. do Australians speak English?
(Denver). That last post...about compromise and Ron Paul was from me, but I forgot to say I was James, from Denver, like you ask. Sorry bout that.
I'm a gonna take my "cuttsie" self back to the Alaska bush where I belong! I'm tired of all the people making fun of me!!! I know I can really see Russia from my back porch, Even if you can't!!!
Matbe if I study history for a couple of years I'll try again!!!
Dan K Owens Cross roads alabama
"I've decided that it would be best for the nation for me to return to Alaska and swear to a life of silence and solitude."
"I have the brain of a flea!"
"I'm a quitter!"
"I'm making too much money from idiots reading my ghost written books to run for president!"
"I don't have a clue about what I say!"
that she is leaving the country
Houston
I'd like like to hear Sarah Palin say, "Why no thank you, I'm not running."
Not that it really matters what she says, because:
IN 2012 IT'S RON PAUL OR NOBODY AT ALL
I am returning to Alaska and never again will I ever appear in public nor will I comment about anything political.
Using sign American Signing Language, (I can't take the sound of her voice – ouch), I would LOVE to hear her say, "I'm running for President of the United States of America!!!"
I am moving back to Alaska, and you will never have to see me again on television.
That she supports Perry for the GOP nomination.
That she's moved to Canada...
Anything, and I mean ANYTHING intelligent please!
The less Sarah Palin says the better. So it would be best if she were quiet, even though I think it`s impossible for her.
She has spread her lies and hate too much and doesn`t seem to understand what kind of words to use in public. I don`t know any other country where a person like her would get so much or any publicity at all. She seems to have a habit to open her mouth when ever she has nothing to say. Why can`t you stop asking questions of her? Do you really want to make us annoyed time after time, or raise out blood pressures. In any other country she would be a nobody.
I`m writing from Stockholm, Sweden
I write from Stockholm Sweden.
That she is leaving the political limelight, and dropping out of the media and social networks.
"How 'bout coming up to my place for a coffee, big boy?"
What would you like to hear Sarah Palin say?
That she is going to join the other GOP CLOWNS as a candidate for President of the United States.
Jenna
Roseville CA
I would love to hear Sarah Palin say, "Goodbye. I'm moving to a primitive cabin in the Alaskan back country. You will never hear from me again."
"What would you like to hear Sarah Palin say?" That is pretty simple. I'd love to hear her say ... I will never run for political office nor voice my opinion on any political matter since I've finally realized that I am in way over my head. These are positions of responsibility and matters of the public interest that I now realize that I am utterly unqualified to voice my opinion.
Nothing would be nice. Every time she says something the press makes a big deal out of it no matter how stupid it is. As if what she says makes any sense anyway. Another republican joke that keeps the attention span of idiots.
I would like to hear her be honest...for perhaps the first time since she was thrust into the national spotlight. I would like to hear her say that she was not qualified nor prepared to run for VP having served less than two years as governor and she is definitely not qualified to be president now. I would love to hear her say that she really should have blinked when asked to run instead of winking her way into the national spotlight. I would like to hear her say that she needs to spend the next few years being the parent that her children deserve and that she will also use that time to study domestic and world affairs so that she can get away from the empty rhetoric that she has embraced since the election. I would also like to hear her apologize to the American people for helping to create such a hate-filled polarized political climate. Sadly, her psychopathy will not allow her to be that thoughtful and realistic and she will continue to live the fantasy that she, with the media's help, has created about herself.
Something intelligent and based in reality.
GOODBYE!!.....
Good bye – I'm taking a sabbatical.
GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!
Dave from Peterborough, NH.
"I'm running for president in 2012." 🙂
That Jack Cafferty is stopping by her house for coffee and a mooseburger with a game of poker for entertainment.
Hello Jack. I would to like to hear her say" I have made so much money may I please pay more in Taxes."
i just jumped into a wolf den, and i betcha they will love me.
I would like to hear Sarah Palin say goodbye.
I'd like to hear her say what she said when she was Governor of Alaska; "I quit!"
"I quit"
Atlanta, Georgia
What she's good at; "NOTHING"
Atlanta, Georgia
..."so help me God." at the conclusion of her swearing in as our next President.
I wish she'd say: "Garsh, folks, you shore have been suckered. With me, it's all about the glory and the money. I couldn't care less about this country OR my family, and if you think I do, boy are you nuts. But, that's okay, keep paying me to speak and I'll give you what I've got..nuthin!"
America, I would like to announce that I am not running for president. Instead, I am going to start a company strictly for me and the tea partiers, chuteless skydiving.
Hi, I'm a person without direction. I need help.
I would like her to say, "I hereby withdraw from public life forever, and donate all the ill-gotten gains from my improbable period of notariety to charity. I will refuse all interview requests and move to a remote Aleutian island, cut off from all human contact, to live as a simple fisherwoman."
This is what I want Sarah Palin to say: "I'm sorry for quitting on my supporters in Alaska, I'm unfit for command, I love making lots of money, I'd rather be kingmaker than president and my kids need to learn how to use protection." But Jack, those would be honest statements and since she's a politician, she can't do that, but it would be the most newsworthy thing she's done since 2008.
I am getting oh so very lonely for that little gray house by the Bering Sea.
I miss that quaint view of Russia across that steel, gray sea.
I am going back!
I am taking the phone out.
Do not be calling me!
I just want peace and quiet and that steel, gray view.
Absolutely nothing, Jack. I turn any channel off that she appears on.
How about " I have decided to enter a convent and take a vow of silence. These are the last words you will ever hear from me. Goodbye."
I accept the nomination...then watch as Obama gets his second term.
Thanks for all your support. You know, the money you spent buying my books. The money you gave to the rally organizers so they could pay me to be there. The money you paid me to give a speech. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Off mike. I sure fooled them didn't I.
"okay, I admit it...I love attention and publicity, I have no skills...is that so wrong?"
I really don't care what she has to say and I would think with unemployment at 9.5%, a soaring deficit, an earthquake a hurricane not to mention a disfunctioning government and all the other problems out here you could find other things to wonder about.
nothing!
Just two simple words, "Good Bye"
Jack,
I would like to her her say that she IS running for POTUS.God told me that He can be quite the practical joker and currently we need a good,hearty laugh. Greg M. FL
What is the point asking, nothing she says makes sense anyways. She has never hidden the fact that she is in there for the money. She will continue to matter as long as there are guillible people out there.
I’d like to hear her say, “Good by. I’m going back to the Alaskan Tundra to shoot moose for the rest of my life, and I’m never coming back and you’ll never hear from me again – ever.” Oh, that we should all be that lucky.
How much do you want to bet that the “planning issues” were “not enough money offered” to be worth her while.
"I quit my job as Alaska's governor because it only paid $125K per year and had little job security. I grabbed Fox's multi-million dollar contract as my once-in-a-lifetime chance at the wealth my party would deny the rest of you. Why would I want to be president? I can make more money spouting off on t.v.! Get real!"
Gone Fishing !
You bet you instead of you betcha.
I'd like her to say that she is incompetent and is going to interfere with politics for publicity.
If she said that, that would be the only comment I would think is a GOOD DECISION.
What would I like her to say? How about good-bye! I'll leave the USA if she is elected.
I'd like her to say that she is incompetent and is not going to interfere with politics for publicity.
If she said that, that would be the only comment I would think is a GOOD DECISION.
But I'm not sure if she can use those "big words".
I like it when she says nothing.
Jack I'd like to hear her say the truth for a change and say " I never intended to run for President or any other office ever again , this is all to keep my name in the news and sell more books . After all you betcha its all about the Benjamins . "
I would like to hear her say GOODBYE
I want to hear her announce that's she's running for president. I think this is what all the hype is about with the cancellation and is she isn't she speculation about her event. She's going to announce and it's going to be BIG the race for 2012 is about to get exciting.
That she is going back to Alaska and will never venture into the lower 48 again. Ever.
GOODBYE!!!!!!
I'd like to hear her say "I'm moving to the South Pole, and I'm not taking any cameras".
Anything intelligent.
Silence – total and absolute silence!
Thanks for the softball, Jack. All I ever want to hear Sarah say is "Goodbye forever!".
I would love to hear her say Good Bye.
Jack putting it nicely I would like to hear her say she is going to move to Japan right next to the nuclear reactors doing America a great favor .
I'd like to hear that she is PERMANENTLY retiring from public life and she's taking Michelle Bachmann with her.
Jack,
How about Goodbye. She is worse than Omarosa from the Apprentice. She has had her 15 minutes of fame and needs to let the adults take care of things. High School is over for you. Go Away!
> What would you like to hear Sarah Palin say?
Is "nothing" an option?
That she is going back to Alaska for good never to come south again!
I would like her to stop keeping everyone in such a state of anxiety….Announce the new Trump/Palin reality show.."I Wanna Be President- 2012"
Bye. You will never hear from me again.
Adios Amigos, Will not see or hear about me ever again! I got enough money now!
Van: Columbus GA.
Jack I would like to hear her talk about waste in our "green" programs that the taxpayer has throuwn billions upon billions into only to get nothing in return. I also wouldn't mind hearing about the recent study that shows most of our climate change issues has to do with that big red ball in the sky we call the sun. I'd also like to hear her ideas on getting US citizens back to work, bBringing back manufacturing to these shores and her plan to curtail illegal immigration. Next question?
Buh-bye!!
Love for her to say I'm not needed here anymore and am going to stay in Alaska permently. It finally soaked into my head that I don't have an inkling how to run a house let alone be U.S. President. I'm going to take my nickles and go home forever.
“I Quit” and give the rest of us Americans some sanity!
Ah! The highschool "chronicles". Isn't politics just a reflection of life in school.? Sarah can give her around- the- neck Republican party ring back and start talking nasty about the "other" girls. Meanwhile, the tea party class can vote for a new king or queen.
I would like to hear her say I going back to Alaska to fish and just enjoy my state. The best would be for her not to say anything ever again.
Palin needs to say she is going to go to watch re-runs of Leave it to Beaver and practice on being a mother, Jack.
Half term Palin couldn't fill the boots of as Alaska's governor. How does anyone with a brain think she could manage this country as president?
I'd LOVE to hear that she's leaving the political scene~~I'm an old Geezer & I know more about politics than she's wanting folks to believe she does~~Please~~consider leaving, Sarah?? Go back to Alaska, or maybe even where, if you shade your eyes you can SEE Russia???
That she, along with most of the other candidates, have been stealing Dr. Ron Paul's speaking points, so she's decided to admit as much and endorse Dr. Paul for the Republican nomination.
She should say:"I apologize for wasting your time, goodbye."
I would love to hear her say," that I realize I'm not qualified to be president of the United States, I've made all the money I possibly can from my 15 minutes of fame, therefore I am taking my bus back to Alaska".
Nothing.
"I have to go now. My planet needs me."
"Goodnight, Gracie."
I would like her to say, "Very rich and connected people want me to be in office. They have flattered me and made me feel very popular. I have taken the responsibility of office seriously. I only now realize that there are many people more qualified than I for elective office, and I will personally try to find out what character, knowledge, and commitment it takes to make the United States of America the pride of nations. Then, I will commit myself to getting such a person or persons into positions of authority. I acknowledge that the republican party has strayed from everything that is honest and true. I admit I am a tool. I admit that I fear the liberals and the democrats because they cannot maintain a sense of decency and respect for American tradition, either. Please vote for Ron Paul."
Absolutely nothing at all, Jack. Ever again.
Nothing, absolutely nothing.
What would I like to hear Sarah Palin say ? "I will be leaving to go to the moon and I"M not coming back !"
Jack – I'd love to hear the Mamma Grizzly say "good bye" and then leave for good.
Thank you and I apologize to all my supporters who have watched my TV show, bought my books and flock to all my appearances but because my "movie" was a flop I've decided not to run for president. You heard me...I'M NOT GOING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT...I QUIT...CAN'T DO IT...I'M DONE!
Sandi, CA
"I'm in line for a brain transplant"
Jack, Sarah Palin is just a school girl and she has a lot to learn.
From Raleigh, NC
i would like to hear her say that she is going to live in Alaska and retire from public service and public life.
I would love to hear her declare her candidacy for the office of the President of the United States of America. Just writing that statement makes it seem so absurd. But absolutely Sarah, bring it on. It will show the extent the GOP and Tea Party have become the charactures they now are.
GOODBYE!
Nothing. Ever Again.
I'd like to hear her say nothing.
What would I like to hear Sarah Palin say?
Goodbye...forever
Hi Everybody After 3 years I've finally learned what the VP does. Now can somebody tell me what a President does.
Sarah likes drama...I believe she will be the last to enter the race and try to make a big splash like her first introduction. Maybe she'll have a new pig joke. I for one will be bored to death by Spring of 2012 and she will add some excitement for the Boring nothing new Republican candidates.
What would i like to hear Sarah Palin say?
Goodbye...forever
Forest, Virginia
what would I like to hear Sarah Palin say? "goodbye."
That...That...That's All Folks!"
" Todd and I will be returning to Alaska to pursue our first love, fishing, This will be the last time you hear from me. Good bye and Farewell!"
I'd like to hear Sarah say she will get out of politics because the entire voting citizenry knows she's a quitter. America hates quitters. Good-bye Sarah. You've had your 15 minutes of fame. You're yesterdays news.
Does sayonara, goodbye hasta la vista, aauf wiedersen come to mind?
Goodbye forever!
Sarah Palin should say that she is going to stick her head in the sand and stay out of politics so that we can stop hearing about her, her family and all of the nothingness that goes along with it!
Jack, I'd really like to hear her announce that she's ready to go back to being governor of Alaska, then climb back on her bus, and ride off into the sunset; FOREVER!!!!!t
"You betcha!" Nothing more, nothing less.
Joe in Delray Beach, Florida
Jack,
Nothing would be nice, but that isn't going to happen. So I'd settle for, "I am not running for office of President of the United States."
nothing!
tampa, fl I'm sorry I must withdraw from politics as I have an incurable, fatal disease call Politicalstupidus. Doctors don't have any idea when I may die, but I can see it from here.This rare disease apparently only effects politicians and I am going to devote the remainder of my life trying to find a cure not only for myself, but for all of my fellow politicians.
well hear we go again..............stop allready.no one wants too hear from u ANYMORE.
Oldentimes, Missouri
I would like to hear Sarah Palin say NOTHING at all. That way she can't get into trouble.
She doesn't know where she is let alone Russia or anywher else! She jumped out of the governorship of Alaka to do great things. What were they? Oh that's right a 'reality TV show',
Palin is a publicty hunting, egomaniac, and if she runs and wins, if the going gets rough, she will get going. Nixon won't be the only Republican president to have resigned.
I'd like to hear her say she's moving to Canada.
A complete sentence.
I'm outta here !
I want her to say "I am running for President of the United States" (I am a Democrat, I want her to run because I hope she wins the Republican nomination, she would be easy to beat)
I QUIT....Again!
All Sarah needs to say is that she's committing herself to an insane asylum.
"I am retiring from politics forever and taking a vow of silence."
"I am retreating to a undisclosed location and you will never hear from me again. Good bye, and sorry."
"I am moving back to Alaska. Good-bye forever."
I would like to hear her say that she will not be blessing citizenry of the United States with her name on the ballot for 2012.
I am not running for president of the US. In fact, I will keep my mouth shut and not criticize government because I cannot do any better than what they are doing now.
My rock awaits and I'm going to slither back under it, never to be heard from again.
I'd love to hear her say she is making a third party run. She can do for Obama in 2012 what she did in 2008. Run Sarah, run.
I'd like to hear her say she's giving it all up, going back to Alaska to hunt moose and wave to her friends in Russia from her back window.
This will be my last public appearance.
I will be in politics no more forever.
Jack... I'd like to hear her say... "Goodbye!"
I'd like to hear her say she is retiring from public life and will never darken the airwaves with her presence again
"I'm leaving politics and you will never have to see or hear from me again."
I can see Russia from my house and guess what? We found a new house over there! We're moving! Good-bye.
I would love to see her say that she was retiring. I am tired of seeing her on the news, will she run, won't she run. Do us all a favor Sarah, just go away.
Dallas
Bloomington, Illinois
I'd like to hear Sarah finally admit that she's bigger than god.
I'd like to hear that she's going back to her home planet and not returning to Earth....EVER.
Id like to hear her say im getting off this race and go hunt moose in Alaska
How about she's going back to Alaska to never be heard from again?
Nevermind, she's going to declare that she's running for president.
something smart.
How about she say nothing at all.
That she can see the U.S. from her house.....in Russia. And then we never hear from her again.
Help I've fallen and I can't get up.
Ernie
Marco Island, Fl
I'd like to hear Sarah say, "I have decided to permanently leave the political arena and go back to my home in Alaska to spend quality time with my family away from the public eye."
I'd like to hear her say that she is going to shut her mouth. Get OUT of the spot light and just like an old soldier,......just fade away!
I'd like to hear her say that in her own words, that she is inexperienced, she doesn't know what is going on and that she needs to let people know that she's only a sellout to get noticed on TV and needs to stop pulling people chains. Her 15 minutes of fame have been going on far too long. Give it rest, tend to her family and let it be at that.
Nothing! Hasn't she said enough in the past few years.
I'm not running, I'm never going to run, I'm leaving public life, good bye.
I quit!
"I'm moving to Mars."
'I support President Obama for re-election' Now that would be interesting.
I'mmm mmmelting......
Buh-Bye
I'm going away!......FOREVER!
I would like to hear her say, "I'm sorry for wasting your time. John McCain should never have insulted the intelligence of the American voter by asking me to be his running mate. I will retire to Wasilla and never bother you again."
I would like to hear Palin say that she is going back to Alaska and watch for Russian bombers.
Colorado
I want her to tell us the REAL story behind Paul Revere's ride
I would like her to say that she is retiring back to Alaska, avoiding future political comments. She will then save the country significant embarrassment.
I'd like to hear Sarah Palin say "I realize the Tea Party is nothing but right-wing extremists and that is why I have decided to never seek public office again."
I wouldn't take time to hear her speak on a good day! It's unbelievable that we are hearing about her at all! She is irrelevant!
Something thats not going to plunge the stock markets. They have been doing good so far.
Not a damn thing!!!! Go back to Alaska!!!!!
I'd like to hear Sarah Palin say "I am retiring forever from public life, and returning permanently to Alaska. I apologize for my buffoonery".
That she is going to get the hell out of dodge and go back to Alaska, keep an eye on Russia for us! I always said that this county should have a woman president but seeing what is out there, I am biting my tounge.God help this country.
I would like to hear Sarah Palin in all her glory, look deep into the crowd at the tea party event and say "Ladies and gentlemen, pay no attention to the man behind the red, white and blue curtain"...
"A lot of people have asked me if I'm running for President and I'm here to tell you that Roger Ailes hasn't told me what I'm doing yet."
So long, it's been good to know you
"..." (Sarah Palin being silent)
Jack,
I like to see her come back down to earth and tell the people she will not be running for the presidential seat. One quit her Alaskan job and America does not want a quitter. Two, she has no chance to win. Three, she makes a better cheerleader jumping around on the sidelines.
"Screw you guys, I'm going home."
"goodbye forever" would be nice
Jack, I'd love to hear her say she's going to spend the rest of her life in the obscurity she so richly deserves. Barring that, I'd like to hear her say something, anything, intelligent. It would be a first.
iam going north to alaska west of hudson bay
I would like Sarah Palin to announce that she is withdrawing from any future public speaking and events. Every time she speaks publicly, the USA get's a little dumber in the eyes of the rest of the world. The most patriotic thing she can do is shut her mouth!
I'd like to hear Sara Palin say that SHE IS NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!!! It's the only thing worth coming out of her mouth that people with any common sense yearn to hear!
Googbye cruel world!
Wally from West Melbourne Florida
Th-th-th-that's all folks!! (Followed by Warner Bros. sound effects.)
I wish she would just say that she's going away, never to be heard from again, and Merry Christmas to all.
I would like to hear her say something coherent for a change.
i'd enjoy hearing her say something she hasn't heard someone else say...a semi original sentence.
So honey where did you put the kids HUGE trust fund at??? Oh right...TransCanada...hows that working out now dear?
Asta lavista, baby.
I would love to hear her say "I am going back to Alaska and promise not to disgust Americans any more"
GOODBYE!
Ed
Kirkland, WA
I'm going back to Alaska to stay.
I would like to hear her say she is leaving on the next shuttle to the moon and will never ever be back. If only that wasn't a dream!
I would like to hear Sarah Palin say that she is having surgery to seal her lips.
That she is taking a vow of silence and going to a nunnery
I'm moving to Bogota and will never drink tea again.
Maybe say something like I'mm going back to Alaska where I can see Russia from my front porch, maybe even get a shot at a moose, we're running a little short on moose meat.
The best Sarah could say (for the good of the country) would be: " I am finished with my 'Con' of you people, have made enough money off your gullibility, realize how dumb I really am, and you will never hear from me again."
What would i like to hear Sarh Palin say?
"Effective immediately, I'm moving to the Himalayas and taking a vow of silience."
"I'll go quietly..."
Goodbye!
"I'm moving to Russia since I can see it from my back door!"
I'm moving back to Alaska so I can keep an eye on Russia.
Simply, goodbye.
I can see Russia from here.
I failed as Governor of Alaska, so I promise NOT to run for political office ever again.
She should talk about giving up, the tea party republicans are destroying our nation and state the reason she is in politics is for the money. Her husband's recent comments proved that and Americans need to realise that she lives off their donations and she is using her political voice against whats best for all Americans and take more hard earn money away from the middle class.
It would be nice to hear her not say anything at all. However if she must speak it would be good to hear an announcement that she is not running, and considering it is a tea party event an endo rsement for the only true tea party candidate Ron Paul should be in order. She cannot and will not beat Obama. America doesn't like quitters, she should talk to Oprha and try and get a talk show because her days in politics are done. She ran on the ticket with that Neo-Con Mccain, she is no tea partiest, just a regular status quo politician in disquise.
She should apologize for giving women a bad reputation. I am a woman and cringe when I even think about her.